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Sardarji Short Jokes - Sardarji Jokes

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Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?" 
"Give me a green one, please." 
Sardarji calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" 
Just a sec," says the rep. 
Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up. 
Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly 
filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. 
Then he came to the column 
"SEX" he replied : YES , ONCE IN A WEEK., then further next coloum 
"Salary Expected" : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. 
After much thought he wrote : Yes 
Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of 
crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. 
Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him 
killing a huge one . He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and 
angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefeet!" 

A sardar goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the clerk, 
"What is that shiny object?" 
The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask." 
The sardar then asks, "What does it do?" 
The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold." 
The sardar says, "I'll take it!" 
The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos. His sardar boss sees 
him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?" 
He said, "It's a thermos flask." 
The boss then says, "What does it do?" 
He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." 
The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?" 
The sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke." 
Sardar went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. 
"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. 
"Sorry, we don't sell to SARDARs," he replied. 
He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned 
to tell the salesman "I would like to buy this TV." 
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied. 
"Damn, he recognized me," he thought. he went for a complete disguise this 
time, haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a 
few days before he again approached the salesman. 
"I would like to buy this TV." 
"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied. 
Frustrated, he exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Sardar?" 
"Because that's a microwave," he replied. 
Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie? 
Because below 18 was not allowed. 
What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? 
Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth. 
How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? 
Tell him a joke on Wednesday. 
Why do Sardars work seven days a week? 
So you don't have to re-train them on Monday. 
Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? 
They always forget the recipe. 
What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes? 
The back of his head. 
Why can't Sardar dial 911? 
They can not find the eleven on the phone 
How do you get Sardar on the roof? 
Tell him the drinks are on the house. 
"Oh, look at the dead bird." Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where? 
What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common? 
You always hear about them but you never see them. 
The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, 
he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji called the doctor 
to report he had 
lost the weight, but he had a problem. "What's the problem?" asked the doctor.
"I'm 2400 kms from home." 
two Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. 
Hari Singh asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ludhiana?" 
"No," answers the Railway man. then next sardar asked clerk 
"Can I?" asks Gani Singh. 
Once a Sardarji was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the 
guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the 
station arrived. This guy was a barber, and he felt that for 20 rupees, 
the sardarji deserved more service. So, when the Sardarji fell asleep, the 
barber quietly shaved off his beard. 
When the station arrived, the Sardarji was woken up, and he went home. 
Reaching home, he went to wash his face, and suddenly screamed when he saw 
the mirror. 
Said his wife " What's the matter?" Replied he "The cheat on the train has 
my 20 rupees and woken up someone else" 
Sardarji got the 4th child. He fills data in the birth certificate 
"Mother: Sikh. Father: Sikh. 
Kid: Chinese." 
"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?" 
"Aah, Sardarji read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the 
Earth now is a Chinese." 
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The 
ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (its the barking sound) 
"Press the red button." 
"Woof! Woof!" 
"Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! 
"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!" 

Sardarji is in Delhi. He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when 
someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. 
Sardarji says "Yes". 
"Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." 
The man took the thousand and disappeared. 
Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken for a 
ride. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street 
and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and 
I'll go get a ladder." The 
Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool. This time, you 
wait and i'll go get a ladder." 
Santa Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what 
had happened to his ears and he answered, 
"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the 
phone I 
accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." 
" Oh dear! " the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what happened to your 
other ear?" 
"The scoundrel called back." 

A sardar was walking with three dogs in the morning walk, 
fellow person asked. 
" you have very good Dogs , what are their names." 
sardar replied : 
" first one is Baldevsingh, second one Rajinder singh, third one Manindersingh" 
fellow person asked " what is your name " 
sardar replied " Tony" 
A sardar was living with his family - wife , daughter and servent. 
when ever he had sex with his wife, next day morning he use to tell his servent . 
" last night i had sweet sugar chocolate" 
servant always wondered what that means, one night he chased and found out that ,
when ever sardar had sex with his wife, next day morning only he use to say such
one day in the morning servant came smiling and told his master sardar : 
" last night i had sweet sugar chocolate", 
sardar was consused and wonder, what happened, he had a doubt, and suspected his 
wife, he asked his wife about this matter. 
she clearly denied having any sex or relationship with servant. 
then sardar asked his daughter, who said "YES" she had sex with servant. 
sardar shouted at his servant in front of his wife and daughter 
" if you wanted to have suger chocolate, you should had from the opened box, 
who you opened a new pack."