1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
2. Four hightech sardar inventions:
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair.
3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what ---To avoid side effect!!!
4. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola pedho
ko pani dal. Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai" sardar : abe budhu
chatri pakdke dal na".
5. Man:sardarji where were u born?
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab oye".
6. Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. Ab fir
gita pe haath.
7. Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha
"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".
8. Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an
9. Banta's son: dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations for
a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.
10.Santa: I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they r studying him.